Archive - Everything's Broken

The War of Pain

Everyone is at fault. Everything is terrible.

Nov 2, 2023 •

Every Story Has A Prologue

And we don't like it, no sir, we don't.

Nov 1, 2023 •

The Top Ten Game Production Classes

It's like a tier list. Except different.

Nov 1, 2023 •

June 2023

Yevgeny Prigozhin's Big Adventure

When you come for the king, you better not miss. For at least 24 hours.

Jun 25, 2023 •

May 2023

Twitter Shoots Itself In The Head

Edit: or maybe not. Who even knowns any more.

May 9, 2023 •

April 2023

The Great Dril War

Sometimes we go to battle with what we have.

Apr 23, 2023 •

Security Through Stupidity

A brief update on the Teixiera case, specifically the reaction.

Apr 18, 2023 •

Is America Going Fascist?

Despite what you may read on social media, this is actually a serious question.

Apr 16, 2023 •

Spy In The House Of Dumb

Turns out giving young gamers top security clearance is not, in fact, a good idea.

Apr 14, 2023 •

Your Dreams Should Stay There

This update spoils Star Trek: Picard, although no more than the writers did.

Apr 13, 2023 •

Use Signal, Dammit

That's it. That's the post.

Apr 11, 2023 •

Tony Stark vs. the World

The richest man on the planet, proving daily you can't buy everything.

Apr 7, 2023 •

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